I'm Jenni
// German//
Bloodtype: 0 // watched to many times U-Kiss vampire. o_o
:D
Loving: K-pop/rock, K-dramas , cute things~, drrr ,
anime&manga ~ etc.
Alice in Wonderland and everything connected to this ;D
AND BATMAN.
dunno why. =__=
SHERLOCK♥
SUPERNATURAL♥
Nothing more, Nothing less.
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
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Me:
“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
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(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
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Mother:
“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
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Boy:
“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
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Mother:
“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
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Boy:
“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
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(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
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Boy:
*sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Sehunnie & Baekkie! (•△•)♫When does the session start?
Wait, I don’t think I’ve got that down pat. Can you do it with me for an example?
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Jongup:
I'm innocent
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Me:
Bullshit
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Host:
Bullshit
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B.A.P:
Bullshit
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BABYs:
Bullshit
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TSEnt:
Bullshit
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Korea:
Bullshit
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World:
Bullshit
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God:
Bullshit
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Chris Brown:
Bullshit
… and I’m hearing seungri sing: DILDO twice at the beginning of the song O___o
true.
When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.
Number one rule of Tumblr.
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Daesung:
after you apply all of this you spray your favourite perfume and shout SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
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Taeyang:
do little dougie as you apply that muthafuckin lipgloss
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GD:
you look fucking fab, gurl
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TOP:
apply that eyeliner and you'll look FIERCE *waggles finger*
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Seungri:
do i look fat?
